Dressed to kill: When the Assads met Queen Elizabeth

Inspired by Vogue's unforgivable puff for the Assads

Dressed to kill: Inspired by Vogue’s unforgivable puff for the Assads

11 September, 2015

Her Maj: How is he celebrating his fiftieth? Asma: Fiftieth? He's slaughtered thousands more than that!

Her Maj: How did he celebrate his fiftieth?
Asma: Fiftieth? He’s slaughtered thousands more than that!

23 December, 2013

Bashar Queen

Her Maj: “Do you two have a favourite song?”
Asma: “Roll Out The Barrel”

25 October, 2013

Bashar Queen

Her Maj: “Your opposition seems to have gone rather quiet”
Asma: “Dead quiet”

30 September, 2013

Bashar Queen

Her Maj: “I’ve been dying to see you two.”
Asma: “Get to the back of the queue.”

29 September, 2013

Bashar Queen

Her Maj: “He’s a fan of Hemingway?”
Asma: “No, he just enjoys death in the afternoon.”

25 September, 2013

Bashar Queen

Her Maj: “How does he stay so calm?”
Asma: “Nerve gas.”

22 September, 2013

Bashar Queen

Her Maj: “Have you been condemned by the UN Human Rights Council?”
Asma: (Laughs uncontrollably)

20 September, 2013

Bashar Queen

Her Maj: “How was his TV show?”
Asma: “He bombed.”

19 September, 2013

Bashar Queen

Her Maj: “How do you deal with the Catholics?”
Asma: “We have weapons of Mass destruction.”

18 September, 2013

Bashar Queen

Her Maj: “Turkey?”
Asma: “After we’ve finished with Lebanon.”

18 September, 2013

Bashar Queen

Her Maj: “What was he doing on the golf course with the opposition leaders?”
Asma: “Trying to get a hole in one.”

17 September, 2013

Bashar Queen

Her Maj: “How was his comedy audition?”
Asma: “Great. He killed.”

16 September, 2013

Bashar Queen

Her Maj: “What’s he like in the sack?”
Asma: “Not so good at first, but the past two years have been unbelievable. La grande mort, every time.”

15 September, 2013

Bashar Queen

Her Maj: “What is it with you two?”
Asma: “We have this chemistry.”

12 September, 2013

Bashar Queen

Her Maj: “How does life in Damascus compare to London?”
Asma: “It’s a gas.”

12 September, 2013

Bashar Queen

Her Maj: “Running a country can be murder, my dear.”

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